- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

A pope meets another one

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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