Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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