How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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