- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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