- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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