Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Anti Joke

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