- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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