The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

I just threw up..In my pants.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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