WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Carrot fingers

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

The GOV and the WHO?

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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