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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm homeless.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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