- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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