- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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