A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Hello

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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