- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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