How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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