- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How high is the sky? True or False

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...