Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Face...the other white meat!

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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