- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Your mom went to college

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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