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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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