- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

You're a big fat monkey.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do black people eat? Food.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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