A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Small Penis.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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