- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Your mam is so fat.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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