what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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