- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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