- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

There once was this guy and he fell down

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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