- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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