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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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