What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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