A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Dwarf Shortage

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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