- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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