- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

i killed my family

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

charlie sheen

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

this website is a bad joke

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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