- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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