What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Roses are red, yup.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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