What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Click here to end the world.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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