- Anti Joke

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...