- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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