- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

9/11 my birthday

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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