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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

sucks Syntax...

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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