- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Horse.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

womens rights

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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