- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.