Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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