- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

I forgot what i was gonna say

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What's better than a stick? A stone

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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