- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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