- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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