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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

black people

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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