Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

9/11

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

the economy.

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