What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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