- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Democracy.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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