- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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