- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

an american walks out of a strip club.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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