rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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