- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

A man was shot. He died.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Turkey Balls

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??