- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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