What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Jebron Lames.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Anti Joke

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