What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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T u r n i p s

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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