whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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child labor

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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