- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

i had sex.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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