How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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your face

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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I am quite mature.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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