- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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