- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What's just not right? Left

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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