- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Tim likes girls

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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