A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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