How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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