- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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