- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

FUS RO DAH!!!

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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