Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Whats 1+1? window!

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Anti Joke

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