There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Im taking a shit right now.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Anti Joke

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