Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A house comes around the corner.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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A fat guy!

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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