- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What do you call two dog? dogs

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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