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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

My Nan, that is all.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

A dancer walks into a barre

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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