- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Bob Saget

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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