- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

9/11 my birthday

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

One, two, three, four and five

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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