- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What is the name of the car? What

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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