why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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