- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

TIMMY

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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