- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

You know whats annoying? Steve

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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