- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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