- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What is the name of the car? What

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Your sex life.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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