- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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