Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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