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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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