- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

roses are red poo is poo

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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