theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

how much fish could a chicken

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A black man walks out of a police station

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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