- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

David Cameron

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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