- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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