- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

A fat guy!

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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