What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

I will create more jobs for americans

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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