- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

why dont they make black forks

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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