Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Your Mom The End.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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