- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Cheese

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

The New York Giants

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

This is my favorite antijoke.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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