If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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