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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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