What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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why dont they make black forks

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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