- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

I have read the terms and conditions

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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