- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

will you like this joke my sources say no

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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