Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Emily Walker.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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