- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Justin Beiber

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

i just wrote this so hard

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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