- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian with a big dick.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Jeff

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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