- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Antijokes...

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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