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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What is my name? I dont know

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

whats black and large -me

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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