- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??