what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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