- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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what do you call a black guy african american

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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