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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

You were born.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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