Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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