- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Michael Brown

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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