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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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