- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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