- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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