- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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