Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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