- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Poker? I barely even know her.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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