- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What does two plus two equal? 4

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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