- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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