what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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