Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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You are joking right?

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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