- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Knock knock.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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