Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Roses are red, yup.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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