- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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