- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Jersey Shore.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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