What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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