that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why is this joke funny It isn't

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops