- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

you gay?

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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