- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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