- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

an emo girl walked into a white room

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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