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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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