- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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