- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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