- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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