What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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