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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Your big dick.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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