A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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