What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

read this sentence again.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Tucker Rivera

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

America

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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