- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

kieran is a homosexual

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

George W. Bush

Alchohol.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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