You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

How about that airline food?

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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