whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

antonis sister is mighty fine

I'm Polish.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Beka has AIDS

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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