- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A guy walks into a bar

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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