There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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well use a tissue!

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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