Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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