- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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