Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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hashtags suck balls

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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My jeans

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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A man died.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Anti Joke

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