what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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