That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

You and your parents are going to die today

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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