- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

black chicken. kfc

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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