Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Men's rights

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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