A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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your mom.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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9/11

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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