2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Your mam is so fat.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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