Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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woman's rights

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Anti Joke

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