Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

women's rights.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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