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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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