Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

who is not good looking? mon morello

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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