Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Maths.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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