Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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WOw you have no life

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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