what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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