- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

copy me and i will kill you

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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