- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*