- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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