- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

How long is a china man?

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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