- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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