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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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