- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Anti-jokes are funny.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

like most people my age. im 27

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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