- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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