- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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