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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

I have a horse.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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