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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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