It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

a black man pays his child support

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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