- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

I don't get it

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

knock knock go away

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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