Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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