A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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