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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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