Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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1+2 = 6

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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