what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

YOU

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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