- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

I used to know what alzheimers was

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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