- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Justin beiber's penis

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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