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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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