Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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read this sentence again.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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