Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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