What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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