Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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