- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

123 f*ck off

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??