- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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