What does? 42

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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A whole 'nother.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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