- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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