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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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