What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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