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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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