- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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