- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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