- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A Chinese man fails a math test

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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