- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

* anti-punchline

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Sex

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Penis

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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