Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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