- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

whats white and sticky glue

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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