- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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