why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Guess what? I like trains.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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