- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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