- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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