- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Allah walked into AK Bar

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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