- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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