What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Phew... it's gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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