- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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