Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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school homewrok

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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