- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

whats black and strange a paki

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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