What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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