- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

SHUT UP JP

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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