- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

i'm hard

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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