- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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