what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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