- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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