What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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