- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

The cream, it is coming

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Sloths

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??