- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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