How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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