- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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