- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

So FDR walks into a bar.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Lil Wayne

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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