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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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