- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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