- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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