- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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