Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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