- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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